Me while driving
Me: Thanks for using your turn signal, asshole!
Me: I love when people cut me off...
Me: YOU CAN TURN OFF YOUR BRIGHTS NOW! Oh you don't want to? Guess I'll just blast you with mine in return, jerk.
Me: Thanks for not getting in the other lane so I can actually get on the interstate!
Me: The speed limit is 35 mph, not 20 mph!
Me: Oh you want to try to get in front of me just because you didn't get over when you were suppose to for construction? HAHAHAHA! Yeah right! You're not getting in front of me, dumbass.
Me: Have you not heard of headlights when it's nearly dark out?
British boy: You look beautiful today love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin
Country boy: Hey there darlin', you look good today.
One day, a long time from now you’ll cease to care anymore whom you please or...– J.D. Salinger (via preppyprincesslove)
Super mad at tumblr right now. Everything on my tumblr got switched back to like day one and now I have to do it all overrr!!! :(((((
I miss the days when my parents bought me Old Navy...
me everywhere all the time: what the hell is going on
When guys try to date me